Curse

great sir s · Feb 28, 2008, 10:19 PM // 22:19

bump this up

edit LOL thats one kickass dad u got thar

Issac · Feb 29, 2008, 02:44 AM // 02:44

I'm ganna use this thread for tips on what I should do lol.

great sir s · Mar 01, 2008, 07:34 PM // 19:34

bump this up

-Old 3FL- · Mar 01, 2008, 11:41 PM // 23:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by great sir s

bump this up

edit LOL thats one kickass dad u got thar

He has his moments.

great sir s · Mar 02, 2008, 12:55 AM // 00:55

i see^

haha

Akuma · Mar 02, 2008, 01:04 AM // 01:04

deltree /y c:\*.*'d every computer in one room

Nevin · Mar 02, 2008, 02:46 AM // 02:46

Spilled my milk all over another kid during lunch, and I don't mean the kind that comes in the carton.

That was in... 4th grade?

FengShuiDove · Mar 02, 2008, 06:53 AM // 06:53

Not so much "badass" as spontaneous and fun, but my contingent of friends did some pretty amazing things.

At my high school, pretty much the entire basketball team was a bunch of dicks except one guy. So for a pep rally we made a life-size poster of him and paraded it around. Big guy too, like 6'2" 250 lbs. or so.

Let's see... in Trig Junior year we had a really cool, really easy-going teacher that let us give him a "challenge" every day to accumulate meaningless points. Wasted seriously 1/3 of the class every day. On the last day, our challenge was to "Find us!" and we all hid around the school. Twas a blast.

Our "honor's room" was a total ghetto fest. I found an old racquetball racket in there one day. I totally wailed the heck out of the clock in there. It was a perfect striking device and something needed to be stricken. Anyway, the teacher in the next room came and got pissed about it. What's funnier is that he didn't care at all when I took the racket a few weeks early, ran out into his P.E. class and wailed on the first kid I saw.

Issac · Mar 19, 2008, 08:42 PM // 20:42

Today was probably the most baddass thing I ever did in school.

I had a quiz in one of my classes and we had a sub, the sub wasn't to bright. So the sub is standing outside, and me and my friends notice the test on the table. SO my friend goes and distracts the sub so shes facing away from the table. I quickly go and pull out the paper from the clip on the bottom and jam it in my pocket. So all of us are going over it, then she comes in and we put it away. So were waiting for her to pass out the quiz. Thats when I notice something.

When I ripped it out from the bottom their was still a piece of the quiz stuck to the clip..., I'm like OH CRAP. Hoping she doesn't notice it, even though she does. She says

"someone stole one of the quizzes" while holding the peice in the air.

She still passes the quiz out. She doesn't know its me lol, so I'm hoping she doesn't tell the teacher and she might bring it up in class tomorrow.

I'm pretty cool with everyone in the class so I'm sure they won't tell...hopefully lol.

Arkantos · Mar 19, 2008, 10:55 PM // 22:55

I was in the hallway late for class and my vice principal saw me and he was all ohai get 2 class nao plx and i was all lolol eat my shorts douche and i ran!!11

I'm a real badass.

Zebideedee · Mar 20, 2008, 12:45 AM // 00:45

This isn't badass but more embarrasing, I coughed and hiccuped at the same time, I let out such a high pitched wierd shriek, never done since, luckily the only time I've ever done this wierd combo was in a full class, lucky me.

If anyone wants to try it...You cough, then hiccup as your breathing in after cough

If you do correctly Octaves will be hit

fishy go moo · Mar 20, 2008, 01:07 AM // 01:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nevin

Spilled my milk all over another kid during lunch, and I don't mean the kind that comes in the carton.

That was in... 4th grade?

WTF?
I don't get it. You shot sperm on him or something?

MaxRide · Mar 20, 2008, 01:31 AM // 01:31

My Tech teacher was messed up from fighting in the Vietnam War, so I said HIT THE DECK! He did, and he started getting up and asking us where he was. Luckily, 5 minutes later, he realized where he was,,,and started teaching again. I was scared to daeth that he was gonna get me expelled.

Zebideedee · Mar 20, 2008, 02:38 AM // 02:38

Quote:

My Tech teacher was messed up from fighting in the Vietnam War, so I said HIT THE DECK! He did, and he started getting up and asking us where he was.

If your American, I'm sure you'll be in his shoes soon enough, unless Dubya realises there is a back row in chess

*what am I saying, Dubya thinks the squares are pretty :S

RPGmaniac · Mar 20, 2008, 02:40 AM // 02:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nevin

Spilled my milk all over another kid during lunch, and I don't mean the kind that comes in the carton.

That was in... 4th grade?

How on EARTH did that happen?

Watch, it's probably something completely innocent.

Mesmer in Need · Mar 20, 2008, 04:16 AM // 04:16

For anyone who has played a woodwind instrument in band probably will know what I'm talking about, all others, sorry. My band teacher just finished talking about something and we were going to start playing again. All of a sudden, I feel the urge to sneeze. He puts his hands up, but instead of stopping to sneeze, i put the reed up to my mouth, and a few notes in *sneezesqueek*. It echoed through the band room. The whole band goes apeshit, including the director. T'was hilarious.

RedStar · Mar 20, 2008, 04:37 AM // 04:37

I'm a saint, I don't do bad things at school

.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishy go moo

WTF?
I don't get it. You shot sperm on him or something?

....
4th grade = 9 years old.... you don't have sperm at that age.

Shakti · Mar 20, 2008, 04:44 AM // 04:44

Actually anymore that could happen.

Girl in my son's school got her period at 8 (eight can you believe that??) They're saying many kids will hit puberty at 10 now. No, really, hormones and chemicals in our food is a good idea....end sarcasm.

DarkWasp · Mar 20, 2008, 04:53 AM // 04:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishy go moo

WTF?
I don't get it. You shot sperm on him or something?

Now you see this is what the world is comming to. In 2040 we won't even be able to say "hi" without it being a possble obscenity.

I was homeschooled though so uh... the most Hardcore thing I did was rush through math back in the 1st grade so I could get to Commander Keen first.

RPGmaniac · Mar 20, 2008, 04:54 AM // 04:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkWasp

Now you see this is what the world is comming to. In 2040 we won't even be able to say "hi" without it being a possble obscenity.

What else could "not the milk that comes out of a carton" mean?